Our ever-delightful hosts have abandoned us. Fortunately this week, the snark writes itself.
Also, if you're not watching TDS/TCR, what the heck are you doing?
Self-writing snark examples, mostly from my tweeple:
boner bomber
Underpants Bomber. Seriously: America thwarts... The Underpants Bomber. And with that, Good-Freaking-Bye, decade.(Hunter)
terrorist blows off penis, no 72 virgins for him.
all crotches must be inspected
his fortune cookie read "Good luck is the result of good planning" WITH A PENIS (Muskegon Critic)
Phase 1: Light underpants on fire. Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Prophet! (socratic)
It's the only blow job he could get (Muskegon Critic)
If the explosive in your pants lasts for more than four hours, you should see a physician. (Ray Radlein)
etc.
What are you doing?
Stretched out for a nap?
Watching something in a stadium, like a college bowl game or MNF?
Contemplating the development of life?
my photo, from the La Brea Tar Pits Museum